Constipulate 

To say you beleive something to be true. Can also mean to extrapolate, assume or estimate. Can also be changed into phrases like Constipulated, Constipulation, Constipulatory, etc.

"I constipulate that a Llama is the same weight as a chicken."

Constipulate by Helen (Pinky) February 9, 2008

consupulate 

When something is so nasty it defies even the foulest of words.

Joe: I would rather circumcise a rabid cat then do the homework
Mrs Johnson: *Consupulates in disgust*

consupulate by Microwaved Fork February 12, 2021

Constitubate 

When you are extremely sexually aroused by historical documents; primarily the United States Constitution.

"After a long political debate, he retired to his chambers and proceeded to violently constitubate."

Constitubate by the6isthiccc May 17, 2018

constabulate

To police, or to patrol like a policeman. Back formation from constabulary and constable (Police station and policeman, in Great Britain)

The Wire, S01E07:

Omar said 'lf l was hunting Mr Bird, l would consider
the best package to be the red Dilly that's over there in Carrollton. That's if l happened to be *constabulating* like y'all.'

(Constabulating = continuous form of constabulate, an intransitive, dynamic verb)

constabulate by Constabulator November 22, 2010

Constipated 

The Shit don't come out

Me: Doctor! I think i'm constipated.
Doctor: What did you eat?
Me: Really nothing but i did shove flex tape up my ass.
Morgan Freeman: And the moral here is.. Don't shove flex tape up your ass

Constipated by qwertyhujkjhgfdfgbnmhbg October 30, 2018

constiplation

to spend hours on the toilet pondering life

I had a gallon of cheese dip so I spent the rest of the evening in constiplation that great men crap alike.

constiplation by Bernard Bangwanger June 13, 2010

constiplating 

Thinking or designing while your head is up your ass.

The engineer was constiplating on how to build a water plant.

constiplating by WEWA August 30, 2007