constripulator

That lazy chode that cuts across lanes of a parking lot, only to miss your car by a inch, because their schedule can't accomodate an extra second to be courteous to other drivers.

That dang constripulator almost hit my '81 Honda.

by kstrachdeuce September 14, 2007

constriburator

(con-strib'-you-ray'-tor); noun; a person or object used toward a cathartic or resolute end. The missing piece. Anything that, if used correctly, can bring about a desired result.

Y'll check out my presentation? It gunna be my constriburator!

by MasterNate April 21, 2008