Constimulating

What happens when you take these simple words....Constipated....and Stimulating together....pretty much what happens when a guy/girl/m.j will take a massive she and are constipated and will get sexual pleasures out of it. Usually happens to most people who participate in anal sex on a regular basis. Really not a nice feeling but it works out strangely.

Linda: "ohhh..."
Marty: "Whats wrong?"
Linda:"Ohh nothing just about when you drilled my ass last night."
Marty:"Why what happened?"
Linda:"I went to the crapper, i took a shit and it was
somehow very constimulating."

by MrNewf September 1, 2008

constiplating

Thinking or designing while your head is up your ass.

The engineer was constiplating on how to build a water plant.

by WEWA August 30, 2007

Constimplating

The act of thought processing while constipated and using the toilet.

Guy 1: Hold on man, Ill be right back, i gotta let out a big one

Guy 2: Alright ill wait

"Goes to washroom and comes back 10 minutes later"

Guy 1: DUDE I JUST THOUGHT OF THE COOLEST WORD!!

Guy 2: Must of been doing some mad Constimplating

Guy 1: Dammit you already got it >.<!

by Spencer Rapson March 2, 2008

constiplating

contemplating a bowel movement

You know that famous statue,The Thinker? It looks like he's sitting on a toilet constiplating.

by wolfbait51 February 20, 2011

Constimplating

When you are so deep in thought you get the same look as when you are trying to squeeze one out while constipated.

Person 1 - "Give me just a minute to think about this..."

Person 2 - "Dude, it's been 5 minutes. Stop constimplating and make a decision!"

by Drisen November 26, 2016