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constiplating 

Thinking or designing while your head is up your ass.
The engineer was constiplating on how to build a water plant.
constiplating by WEWA August 30, 2007
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constiplating 

contemplating a bowel movement
You know that famous statue,The Thinker? It looks like he's sitting on a toilet constiplating.
constiplating by wolfbait51 February 20, 2011

constiplation

to spend hours on the toilet pondering life
I had a gallon of cheese dip so I spent the rest of the evening in constiplation that great men crap alike.

Constiplation

con·sti·pla·tion \ˌkän(t)-stə-ˈplā-shən, 1 : To spend a vast amount of time thinking about whether or not you need or can poop.
Dude, I ate a dicey burrito this morning for breakfast, and I've wasted the entire last hour tied up in constiplation, I really don't want it to hit me during the meeting.

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Constiplation by LevArtation February 18, 2011

Constimplating 

The act of thought processing while constipated and using the toilet.
Guy 1: Hold on man, Ill be right back, i gotta let out a big one

Guy 2: Alright ill wait

"Goes to washroom and comes back 10 minutes later"

Guy 1: DUDE I JUST THOUGHT OF THE COOLEST WORD!!

Guy 2: Must of been doing some mad Constimplating

Guy 1: Dammit you already got it >.<!

Constimplating 

When you are so deep in thought you get the same look as when you are trying to squeeze one out while constipated.
Person 1 - "Give me just a minute to think about this..."

Person 2 - "Dude, it's been 5 minutes. Stop constimplating and make a decision!"
Constimplating by Drisen November 26, 2016

constibating 

When you are unable to defecate and pass the time by masturbating on the toilet.
Dude, I couldn't take a dump last night, so I just started constibating.
constibating by Rapaca November 16, 2014
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The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

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See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
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Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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