Definitions by ~Ñostra-Thomas®

Telequandophobia 

A bizarre psychological condition often displayed by right-wing leaning politicians and their followers whereby they exhibit a strange fear of the existence and the use of a speech giving tool commonly referred to as the 'Teleprompter'.

Tele from Greek telos: end Quando latin : When

That politician criticizing the other one for using a teleprompter clearly has Telequandophobia !

Telequandophobia by ~Ñostra-Thomas® July 27, 2012

Schlozzle 

That awkward moment when someone asks you what's wrong and they are the problem.

Man, the schlozzle was so thick you could cut it with a knife.

Schlozzle by ~Ñostra-Thomas® January 24, 2012

Constipulant

When a hypocrite accuses you of hypocrisy on a measurably consistent basis. Constant hypocrisy constantly applied.

"That constipulant politician just sponsored a law that would outlaw adultery!!!!

Constipulant by ~Ñostra-Thomas® November 23, 2011

Profounity 

Is the opposite of profanity. Uplifting and emotionally moving word designed to enlighten while proving a point.

"If a corporation is a person because it's 'made up' of people then dammitt, why isn't ketchup a vegetable?" ~Ñostra-Thomas®

That's not profanity, that's profounity.

Profounity by ~Ñostra-Thomas® October 13, 2011

Confunctant 

The feeling of embarassment one gets when someone else does something embarassing.

"I was so confunctant after watching that drunk girl dance last night."

Confunctant by ~Ñostra-Thomas® June 20, 2011