Definitions by WEWA

alumpuss 

A female whose pussy is so sloppy that she needs a truck load of alum to tighten it up in order to be fuckable.

Sheila looks mighty good but she has a bad case of alumpuss.

alumpuss by WEWA January 4, 2008

constiplating 

Thinking or designing while your head is up your ass.

The engineer was constiplating on how to build a water plant.

constiplating by WEWA August 30, 2007