Conjunkula

To diddle madly with your junk ;) Or masterbate insanely

I'm gonna go conjunkula! I like to conjunkula

by Nicole smexxxyyy May 28, 2011

Condonkulated

Conflated beyond the state of repair; Redonkulasly entangled

Their relationship is absolutely condonkulated, they are screwed. The very fact that we still use paper medical records is absolutely condonkulated.

by iammrmadeaword March 8, 2019

Confuckulate

This word is a combination of 'Fucked up' and 'discombobulate'. It means to be messed up beyond all normal realms of thinking. It can be used as: confuckulated, disconfuckulate, disconfuckulated

I was sitting in a meeting, which is common in the Army, and the word discombobulated was used. A few minutes later, when I heard something really stupid, before thinking I said "That is disconfuckulated!"

by Mud Rat June 28, 2011

confuckulated

a mix of the words, confused, fucked, frustrated, and whatever other words you can mix in there

Today was confuckulated.

by Peyton White September 3, 2005

consuckulations

Congratulating someone on something that will be good for them, but bad for you.

Well, consuckulations on your new job, Matthew. It will stink around here without you.

by BradMC April 30, 2006

conjungulated

To be conflicted or confused about something. Maybe upset.

Geez Connor, I’m Conjungulated because you don’t think it’s a real word.

“Frozen Peaches”...Jaylen, I’m Conjungulated as to why that word is so funny.

by Jay Gottablast April 23, 2019

Confunkulated

The state of being confused past the point of confusion.

I am so confunkulated right now, I can't speak real words!!!

by Profitwolf August 22, 2011