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conjungulated

To be conflicted or confused about something. Maybe upset.
Geez Connor, I’m Conjungulated because you don’t think it’s a real word.

“Frozen Peaches”...Jaylen, I’m Conjungulated as to why that word is so funny.
conjungulated by Jay Gottablast April 23, 2019
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Confunkulated

The state of being confused past the point of confusion.
I am so confunkulated right now, I can't speak real words!!!
Confunkulated by Profitwolf August 22, 2011

Conjugulate 

to mess up or do something wrong. Or to become sick
Ughh that pie totally conjugulated my stomach!

Katie is stupid; she always conjugulates in class.
Conjugulate by melanie w April 1, 2007

conjubulated 

A feeling experienced when Chris Lantz's mother is sighted. Usually ends in boner-induction.
Dude, when I saw Chris's mom the other day, I got totally conjubulated!
conjubulated by Dr. Wanker March 6, 2005

conjubulated 

when confused at the sight of Chris Reed's mom(york, pa)
Wow after seeing Chris Reed's mom... im conjubulated as to if i should kiss her or burn her alive
conjubulated by Chris Meek July 10, 2003

Confungulate 

To create something as a mimicry or in jest.
I confungulated this word specifically to spite my English professor.

confunbulated 

A state of utter confusion caused by worrying about every aspect of life in one moment.
Lisa: "God, Rach, what the hell am I going to do with my life?!"

Rach: "Wow, Lisa, you sound pretty confunbulated.. Let's go and have a cup of tea"
confunbulated by Liz G Foy May 27, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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