conjukulate

To move ones hips in an ajile manner, while jiratting and maneuvering.

Hey Bobby what are you doing? What do you mean, I'm conjukulating.

Bobby:Did you see Lil John get hit by that car , and go into a seizure?

Dossie: He's not having a seizure dummy, he's conjukulating.

Nick:Parrish what's wrong with you, why are you shivering?
Parrish: I'm not cold, dumb azz I'm conjukulating stupid!!!

Dossie: I go to church and conjukulate!

by Versatillium October 27, 2017

consupulate

When something is so nasty it defies even the foulest of words.

Joe: I would rather circumcise a rabid cat then do the homework
Mrs Johnson: *Consupulates in disgust*

by Microwaved Fork February 12, 2021

Confuculated

A combination of the words Confused, Fucked Up and Complicated. It can be used to describe a situation, or a mental state or emotion that you might be feeling. It can also be used to describe friends and pets who are out of whack.

Life is getting SO confuculated lately!

Why is this test so confuculated?

My friend got everything all confuculated, now I have no idea what's going on!

by Lazuli333 October 4, 2010

Confuckulate

This word is a combination of 'Fucked up' and 'discombobulate'. It means to be messed up beyond all normal realms of thinking. It can be used as: confuckulated, disconfuckulate, disconfuckulated

I was sitting in a meeting, which is common in the Army, and the word discombobulated was used. A few minutes later, when I heard something really stupid, before thinking I said "That is disconfuckulated!"

by Mud Rat June 28, 2011

confuckulated

a mix of the words, confused, fucked, frustrated, and whatever other words you can mix in there

Today was confuckulated.

by Peyton White September 3, 2005

conjungulated

To be conflicted or confused about something. Maybe upset.

Geez Connor, I’m Conjungulated because you don’t think it’s a real word.

“Frozen Peaches”...Jaylen, I’m Conjungulated as to why that word is so funny.

by Jay Gottablast April 23, 2019

Confunkulated

The state of being confused past the point of confusion.

I am so confunkulated right now, I can't speak real words!!!

by Profitwolf August 22, 2011