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This word is a combination of 'Fucked up' and 'discombobulate'. It means to be messed up beyond all normal realms of thinking. It can be used as: confuckulated, disconfuckulate, disconfuckulated
I was sitting in a meeting, which is common in the Army, and the word discombobulated was used. A few minutes later, when I heard something really stupid, before thinking I said "That is disconfuckulated!"
by Mud Rat June 26, 2011
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baffled: perplexed by many conflicting situations or statements. To express admiration to someone who is suffers from what almost appears or seems to be mental rigormortis.
I was so confuckulated by her imba mathematic skills...
by TiffalovesStrife December 01, 2008
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When something needs fixed whether it is only minor damage or severe damage, it needs to be confuckulated or re-confuckulated.
Fuck boys looks like I need to re-confuckulate the goddamn furnace. It's cold as a witches tit in here.
by Yaggerdang June 13, 2019
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When you have a random bunch of pieces or parts for equipment that are fucked or confusing and need to configure them to make it work
Look at this pile of shit.. what can I confuckulate here to get this going.....

Look at this confuckulate piece of shit
by Kingkongkunt85 July 16, 2019
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