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consuckulations

Congratulating someone on something that will be good for them, but bad for you.
Well, consuckulations on your new job, Matthew. It will stink around here without you.
by BradMC April 30, 2006
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confuckulation

a fucked up configuration. a design or idea that is totally screwed up
You want me to change the oil on that import car? That thing is such a confuckulation that it will take forever
by Rog H. July 3, 2008
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confuckulations

Giving insincere commendations.

akin to congratufuckinglation
confuckulations grandma you found your teeth.
by antie nae September 27, 2011
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Confuckulations

:the act of telling someone that you are pissed because of his or her fuck up
:the act of sarcastically telling someone thank you for fucking you up
Jamie: You told Anna I liked her?
Gerard: Yes I did! You guys taking the next step now?
Jamie: Nah mate! She asked me to stay away until I get over my feelings for her! Confuckulations! You really hit it out of the park!
by Dope_fam1 January 10, 2017
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Confuckulations

A contraction of congratulations and fuck you.

A very specific version of dying inside.

It's a means, look, or an overwhelming feeling to congratulate someone's good fortune often at the cost of your misfortune. I.e. to congratulate something outwardly while internally thinking FUCK YOU!!!
The runner-up on the gameshow had a look of confuckulations on his face as he shook the winners hand.

After leaving a slot machine that cost her an entire paycheck a new player sat at her machine and hit a massive jackpot after one spin of the reels leaving her clapping and crying in a delirium of confuckulations.
by Renny the n3rd April 9, 2020
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confuckulations

When your buddy messes up a task they were overly confident in completing successfully. Or a buddy messes up a easy task.
friend 1: I can do a backflip, (back flips and lands on his head)
friend 2: Confuckulations!
by iamnotherbert August 5, 2025
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Confuckulations

The inverse of Congratulations. A situation where someone fucked up so bad. That you feel the need to congratulate them.

Your construction team is sent out to lay the foundation for a home. But when they arrive at the address there is already a home there. Your team assumes they weren't told to do a tear down first. So they treat down the home only to find out during the check-in call. That they have the wrong address.
Confuckulations boys, you've surpassed yourselves!
by OXDXO November 6, 2025
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