Congratulating someone on something that will be good for them, but bad for you.
Well, consuckulations on your new job, Matthew. It will stink around here without you.
Buy a
consuckulations
mug!
A
portmanteau term for "Platform Agnostic", accidentally coined by a stammering tech geek, meaning that program or app will run on any computer, phone or other similar device.
The app on Billy's phone was plagnostic, so he could pirate it to all his friends no matter which phone they had.
