Congratsi 

An informal yet sing-songy and cheery way to tell some one congratulations. It's generally used towards close friends and family. It's a play off the Italian word grazie (thank you), mostly just because it's fun to say.

"I won a ten dollar gift card"
"Congratsi!"

Congratsi by LaurensCooker3 October 30, 2020

Congratufellations 

Obtaining oral sex for doing something notable or successful.

"Hi honey, I'm home! I got promoted at work today - I do believe congratufellations are in order".

Congratufellations by Persona1600 March 29, 2009

Congrats on Your Gradulations

A message of over enthusiastic, usually alcohol fueled, well wishes when you are trying to over compensate with your Big Guy Energy, while doing your best to relate to someone much younger and more hip than yourself.

Drunk Golf Fan: Hey there fellow hip youngster! Hope you are having as much fun today as we are!

22yr old cashier: Not really.. This is just a side job because I graduate from college in the Fall.

Drunk Golf Fan: Oh wow! Well, uh, Congrats on Your Gradulations!

22yr old cashier: Yeah…. Thanks..

Congrats on Your Gradulations by Falcon Thunder Fist June 23, 2021

congrats 

the thing people use when they cant spell kongrajulashins

oh your parents got a divorce? congrats!

congrats by its.kitsune August 5, 2020

congrasturbating 

Creating a problem that affects millions of people, then praising oneself for fixing only the small part of the problem that affects you and then masturbating.

congrasturbating - what your congress did today

congrasturbating by Jon Stewart the twntyfourth April 30, 2013

congratufuckinglations 

expressing extreme sarcasm

joe: hey guess what?
john: what?
joe: i just saved 15% or more by switching to geico
john: CONGRATUFUCKINGLATIONS!!!! would you like a cookie?

congratufuckinglations by G_Collins June 27, 2005

concrastination 

Opposite of procrastination, when one starts on a task almost as soon as it is assigned, and does not rest until the task is done

The concrastinators of the class were working on their homework as soon as the teacher wrote it on the board.

concrastination by Dan McClure October 24, 2004