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joe: hey guess what?
john: what?
joe: i just saved 15% or more by switching to geico
john: CONGRATUFUCKINGLATIONS!!!! would you like a cookie?

congratufuckinglations by G_Collins June 27, 2005

Words you can keep

congratufuckinglations

congratulating someone in a sarcatic way .

jon: i just got a new free car that's 26 years old !

regan: well, congratufuckinglations ! no one gives a shit .

congratufuckinglations by regan sucksss July 2, 2009

Congratufuckinglations

When a fucking fuck accomplishes some fucking thing.

Congratufuckinglations you fuck you finsihed your fucking ramen.

Congratufuckinglations by Afuckingfuckwhodoesntgiveafuck September 15, 2017

Congratufuckinglations

When someone thinks they made a good comment, joke, statement, or accomplished something when in reality it made them look like a complete idiot.

Steve: Your mom was good last night! Oh I got you soo good!

John: Congratufuckinglations my mom is 76 and overweight. Good one man.

Or, Max: Yes I finally beat level 25 im fucking awesome.

James: Wow, congratufuckinglations why don't you go outside now you geek.

Congratufuckinglations by fossboss August 28, 2009

Congratufuckinglations

It means I don't care but I'm gonna pretend but I don't

"congratufuckinglations it doesn't matter"

Congratufuckinglations by Joyceslays September 12, 2015

Congratumafuckinglations

A wry interjection used as a sarcastic congratulatory expression.

"I just beat level 6 of Pac-Man!"
"Congratumafuckinglations."

"Shit, I left the coffeepot on all weekend!"
"Well, congratumafuckinglations! You probably burned the building down."

Congratumafuckinglations by KyleS May 22, 2006

congradufuckinglations

congrats i don't fucking give a shit basically

hey guess what i became a Antidisestablishmentarianism" "congradufuckinglations

congradufuckinglations by kyle9817 September 13, 2010

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026