congrations 

the word used when you are trying to congratulate your english teacher for getting teacher of the year. then when you try to write congratulations on her cookie cake, you leave out a couple letters. you tell people congratulations wouldnt fit so you made up a new word in order to save face :]

I wrote congrations on Mrs. Aker's cookie cake because congratulations wouldnt fit.

congrations by ahart14 March 9, 2010

congrations 

1. A combination between the words "congrats" and "congratulations". Usually used to show apathy for another person or thing.

Person A: "OMG I just won in Fortnite™!"
Person B: *looks up from phone* "Congrations!"

congrations by Side Burny’s August 29, 2020

congration 

What you say to your friend when he/she brags about getting a good grade; a sarcastic way of saying "congratulations"

Tommy eagerly showed uninterested David his A+. "Congration" said David.

congration by Toilet Mike December 7, 2015

Congregations! you found a secret definition! 

Wow. you somehow managed to find this definition! you should be prowd

Congregations! you found a secret definition! means ur cool (:

Congregations! you found a secret definition! by congrats! April 7, 2022

Premature ventricular contractions 

When your heart skips a beat. Usually because of a person you are interested in.

I like that boy so much. He gives me premature ventricular contractions everytime I see him.

Premature ventricular contractions by roaritsme January 4, 2012

poop contractions 

When you've been harboring a major cable so long that your body starts to forcibly reject it, giving you the feelings of contractions in your anus. Often accompanied by ass sweat, and anal convulsions.

Man I've been holding off on dropping this bad boy off so long, I'm starting to have poop contractions!

poop contractions by rockerdon666 December 4, 2009

poo contractions 

An overwhelming sense of pain, panic, cramping, and cold sweats that sweeps over someone when they are about to have diarrhea...especially if they are forced to hold it longer than they need to.

The feeling comes and goes, but gradually increases in frequency...like when women give birth...but this time you are giving birth to a giant wet shit.

Jeff's poo contractions became stronger and more intense as he searched for a clean public bathroom. Thankfully, his sphincter was strong and held back the flow.

poo contractions by Dooodooo Man March 11, 2008