2 definitions by G_Collins

1
to steal, and or confiscate without prior consent.
Tito didn't call tap-taps on his spot, so i called "swoopage" and took it like a klepto in a 7/11.
by G_Collins June 17, 2005
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expressing extreme sarcasm
joe: hey guess what?
john: what?
joe: i just saved 15% or more by switching to geico
john: CONGRATUFUCKINGLATIONS!!!! would you like a cookie?
by G_Collins June 17, 2005
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