congrating 

When you are have a epileptic episode and you accidentally congratulation your mom on the death of your unborn sibling.

She congrating Claire and everyone was like wtf?

congrating by Blakewideeyes December 3, 2022

congrating 

When you surprise your girlfriend with a grenade launcher instead of a tampon.

Stop fucking congrating me Adam.

congrating by Blakewideeyes December 3, 2022

congration 

What you say to your friend when he/she brags about getting a good grade; a sarcastic way of saying "congratulations"

Tommy eagerly showed uninterested David his A+. "Congration" said David.

congration by Toilet Mike December 7, 2015

Congerbating 

To masturbate while fantasizing about someone so intently, that you start to believe you actually had sex with that person.

Congerbater: Hey you know that Jessica chick? man I nailed her hard.

Friend A: No, I know for a fact that you did not. You were Congerbating again weren't you?

Congerbating by Kamisama-x November 6, 2009

Contrapting 

Listening to Trap music with friends when you suddenly go into labor

We were in the club for only five minutes, my water broke, and the next thing you know I was contrapting.

Contrapting by Damon K. May 23, 2022

Negative Contracting

A term used in Theraputic Community to describe when a person is not holding their peers accountable.

Chase was jerking off in the restroom and Matt was watching. I'm going to drop Matt in the box for negative contracting.

Negative Contracting by TC Machine October 22, 2008

constating 

originating or establishing

A check of the company's constating documents indicated that it was incorparated ten years earlier for the purpose of importing electronic goods.

constating by Timothy Boyle August 28, 2005