Definitions by Persona1600

Junkshun

Being shot-down before you even get any physical contact when your partner has full knowledge that you're aroused and ready to go.

Can be used as an alternative to being knocked down, rejected or denied.

Often precedes being dumped.

Pete: "So did you get down and dirty last night?"

Chris: "Nah man, she's acting strange. We've reached a full-on relationship junkshun."

Pete: "Harsh."

Junkshun by Persona1600 February 12, 2010

Congratufellations 

Obtaining oral sex for doing something notable or successful.

"Hi honey, I'm home! I got promoted at work today - I do believe congratufellations are in order".

Congratufellations by Persona1600 March 29, 2009