Congratafuckulations

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Congratafuckulations - a term brought into life by a stoner, that refers to a major fuckupage and often occurs as an unfortunate but realistic epiphany.

the meaning isnt very clear but mostly you would say congratafuckulations after ie: giving someone a present containing a live grenade, giving someone aids, or after your child clearly heads down the ...wrong route of life... "you know what these people and drugs will do to your life, congratafuckulations son" some one who doenst "count their blessings" can be referred to as "congratafuckafied" and congratafuckufication often occurs in the mcdonalds 22 minute line ups.

Congratafuckulations by NKPencity November 3, 2009

Words you can keep

congradufuckulations

1;Insult.
2;An brazingly ignorant and rudely offensive way to address someone.
3; A fun word to use when putting people in their place.

Beth told Jimmy,"Congradufuckulations, you're retarded."

congradufuckulations by EAT-MAN March 6, 2009

Congragafuckalations

Congratulations but sarsatic,
used by girls in PMS

Nerd boy:" Hey! I just beat gutair hero on expert!"
PMS girl: "Congragafuckalations."
Nerd boy: 0.o *walks away slowly

Congragafuckalations by Osullivan May 16, 2009

congratufuckulations

Sarcaticly congratulating someone. Or congratulating someone on something that you truely don't care about.

Bob- I finally found my phone.
John- Congratufuckulations Bob. Nobody cares.

congratufuckulations by YeOldPitts August 13, 2007

Congratfuckulations

An answer you reply with when someone tells you something that you don't care about

OMG I got Drew's number!!

Congratfuckulations

Congratfuckulations by SaSa Luvs You August 12, 2008

congratufuckilations

Good job, you really fucked that up.

Congratufuckilations, Jim, you just blew up Idaho.

congratufuckilations by em kay November 8, 2003

Congratufuckilations

A polite way of saying I really don't care. Also sarcasm to congratulate but not.

So what your man makes more money than mine, congratufuckilations !

Congratufuckilations by Thottie2Hottie October 8, 2017

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026