Congratfuckulations

An answer you reply with when someone tells you something that you don't care about

OMG I got Drew's number!!


Congratfuckulations

by SaSa Luvs You August 12, 2008

congradufuckulations

1;Insult.
2;An brazingly ignorant and rudely offensive way to address someone.
3; A fun word to use when putting people in their place.

Beth told Jimmy,"Congradufuckulations, you're retarded."

by EAT-MAN March 6, 2009

congratufuckulations

Sarcaticly congratulating someone. Or congratulating someone on something that you truely don't care about.

Bob- I finally found my phone.
John- Congratufuckulations Bob. Nobody cares.

by YeOldPitts August 13, 2007

congratufuckilations

Good job, you really fucked that up.

Congratufuckilations, Jim, you just blew up Idaho.

by em kay November 8, 2003

Congratufuckilations

A polite way of saying I really don't care. Also sarcasm to congratulate but not.

So what your man makes more money than mine, congratufuckilations !

by Thottie2Hottie October 8, 2017

Congratafuckulations

Congratafuckulations - a term brought into life by a stoner, that refers to a major fuckupage and often occurs as an unfortunate but realistic epiphany.

the meaning isnt very clear but mostly you would say congratafuckulations after ie: giving someone a present containing a live grenade, giving someone aids, or after your child clearly heads down the ...wrong route of life... "you know what these people and drugs will do to your life, congratafuckulations son" some one who doenst "count their blessings" can be referred to as "congratafuckafied" and congratafuckufication often occurs in the mcdonalds 22 minute line ups.

by NKPencity November 3, 2009

Congratafuckalations

Used during a conversation to gain the advantage over someones bragging or excessive speech.

Larry the goldfish: Hello Jim! did you see my brand new 4 door...

Tom the cat: CONGRATAFUCKALATIONS

Larry the goldfish: wow man...that was so not....

Tom the cat: congratafuckalations!

by JiggaBean December 8, 2010