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CONGRATUFUCKULATIONS 

Someone who knows how to BLEED better than anyone.

DEAD ONES ARE MORE ALIVE THAN YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE and the bodies aren't stacked like COVID CORONA NEW YORK CITY as MISTAKES NUMBER 39.
The forest of LIFE brings many chaps but when someone is anxious to take your picture and say I will call the police and there are certain things buzzing around in the air that is to quite A CHAGRIN to some of his others then you got a a SLAM DUNK CONGRATUFUCKULATIONS to say to them and all of their RIDERS that are in the saddle with them.

TESS TESS TESS is reaching from the grave as CONGRATUFUCKULATIONS as now I KNOW the STALKERS which I know you now they can say you are onto something big.

congradufuckalations 

congradulations you fucking idiot, or contraction for fuck you and congradulations...
Stephen:I won an oscar
Jessie: Congradufuckalations

congradufuckulations 

1;Insult.
2;An brazingly ignorant and rudely offensive way to address someone.
3; A fun word to use when putting people in their place.
Beth told Jimmy,"Congradufuckulations, you're retarded."
congradufuckulations by EAT-MAN March 6, 2009

congratufuckinlations 

A bitterly sarcastic variation of the word congratulations. Usually used by someone in a very fowl mood. Not appropriate for formal settings.
You got that hoss's number? Congratufuckinlations.
congratufuckinlations by Smoove B February 2, 2005

Congratfuckulations 

An answer you reply with when someone tells you something that you don't care about
OMG I got Drew's number!!


Congratfuckulations

congratufuckinlations 

Congratulations. To celebrate something, with special emphasis. Usually derrogatory, as in when someone does something really stupid, like announces that they have to go to the bathroom. Fuck can emphasize any word. Has special emphasis when inserted in the word, e.g. congratufuckinlations.
Vicky's status message: I went pee

Sajai's response: Congratufuckinlations
congratufuckinlations by Sajai K. November 18, 2004
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countrypolitan 

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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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