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congratufuckalations

When congratulations are in order but you don't really like the person or the thing being congratulated.
When Brittany Spears won her MTV Video awards I was like "Congratufuckalations, Brittany"
congratufuckalations by Rose Ghandi September 3, 2009
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congradufuckalations 

congradulations you fucking idiot, or contraction for fuck you and congradulations...
Stephen:I won an oscar
Jessie: Congradufuckalations

congradufuckulations 

1;Insult.
2;An brazingly ignorant and rudely offensive way to address someone.
3; A fun word to use when putting people in their place.
Beth told Jimmy,"Congradufuckulations, you're retarded."
congradufuckulations by EAT-MAN March 6, 2009

congratufuckinlations 

A bitterly sarcastic variation of the word congratulations. Usually used by someone in a very fowl mood. Not appropriate for formal settings.
You got that hoss's number? Congratufuckinlations.
congratufuckinlations by Smoove B February 2, 2005

Congragafuckalations 

Congratulations but sarsatic,
used by girls in PMS
Nerd boy:" Hey! I just beat gutair hero on expert!"
PMS girl: "Congragafuckalations."
Nerd boy: 0.o *walks away slowly

congratufuckulations 

Sarcaticly congratulating someone. Or congratulating someone on something that you truely don't care about.
Bob- I finally found my phone.
John- Congratufuckulations Bob. Nobody cares.
congratufuckulations by YeOldPitts August 13, 2007

Congratfuckulations 

An answer you reply with when someone tells you something that you don't care about
OMG I got Drew's number!!


Congratfuckulations
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