Confaux 

/kənˈfəʊ/

a disingenuous conversation that a person creates immediately prior to asking for a favour.

"The preamble was sheer confaux."

Confaux by Matt Windle poet March 29, 2021

confluxed 

This describes a feeling of total confusion, i.e. confused and totally fucked up.

"After listening to that political debate, I am truly confluxed."

confluxed by walterjiii March 7, 2009

Confux'd 

When you get so confused over something, and you can't seem to understand, and you're like... "fuck this shit".

(-b ± 2(b2 - 4ac)) / 2a had me confux'd.

Confux'd by Zakul March 1, 2008

confuxed 

A combination of the words 'confused' and 'fucked,' implying a sort of ultra-confusion.

Man, all that talk about donkey punching confuxed the fuck out of me!

confuxed by emtenn March 4, 2010

confauxdence

1. Harboring inner doubts about one's capabilities while displaying an outward appearance of legitimate confidence.
2. Prematurely forced self-assurance.

It's impossible to 'fake it till you make it' without starting off with at least a little bit of confauxdence.

confauxdence by DaHindenburg April 20, 2010

Confauxmation 

When someone says they will be somewhere, confirming via text or email, then mysteriously fails to appear.

"Where is Pat? He sent an email saying he would be here."
"He sent you a confauxmation."

Confauxmation by pegasus99 November 24, 2013

Confaudiblation

Adjective

The process of Faudible

The mental reconstruction of audio that is not comprehended by the brain; a falsification that the mind creates to fill in the gaps with audio it believes to be true

The process of the mind filling in the gaps of audio that is heard but not understood.

The word comes from the Latin- con for "constrūctus", audībilis for "to hear,", fābul for "a tale." and -ātus Adjective.

The complexity of sounds in electronic music compared to basic sounds like a person speaking increase Confaudiblation exponentially.

Confaudiblation by Kewk November 14, 2019