75 definitions by Matt Windle poet

Brutiful

/ˈbru tɪfʊl/

a brutal beating or knockout in boxing that was beautifully done.

"That fight was brutiful to watch"

by Matt Windle poet February 20, 2021

Piddle puddle

/ˈpɪd(ə)lˈpʌd(ə)l/

aka piddle pud.

1. the puddle that a person or animal leaves on the floor after urinating.

2. a half-soaked or slow-witted person.

"Daisy the shih Tzu left a piddle puddle on the floor."

by Matt Windle poet March 24, 2021

Shockout

/ʃɒkaʊt/

the act of surprisingly knocking someone out, against the run of play or despite the bookies odds, especially in boxing or mixed martial arts.

"The referee has stopped the fight. Nobody was expecting that. What a shockout!"

by Matt Windle poet March 27, 2021

Lieyesight

/lʌɪsʌɪt/

1. a person's ability to be able to detect when they are being lied to.

2. being unable to believe (one's) eyes.

"He tried lying directly to my face but my lieyesight saw straight through it."

by Matt Windle poet March 21, 2021

Prefriend

to act as a friend to (someone) whilst having an ulterior motive. Especially to gain revenge, inside knowledge or for personal or professional gains.

pretending to be a persons friend.

"I thought that we were close but really he was just a prefriend"

by Matt Windle poet February 20, 2021

Prefriend

/prɪˈfrɛnd/

to make it appear that a person has a bond of mutual affection with another despite an ulterior motive being at play. Especially to gain revenge and inside knowledge for personal or professional reasons.

She thought that they were besties but he was prefriending the whole time.

by Matt Windle poet February 26, 2021

Snearly

the sensation of missing a sneeze.

"I can feel a sneeze coming... A... Ach... Nope, I've lost it. Snearly!"

by Matt Windle poet February 21, 2021