Confauxmation

When someone says they will be somewhere, confirming via text or email, then mysteriously fails to appear.

"Where is Pat? He sent an email saying he would be here."
"He sent you a confauxmation."

by pegasus99 November 24, 2013

confauxsation

1. to fein a conversation with someone.
2. to have a fake conversation, i.e. pretend you are a celebrity and speak as they would.

I had a great confauxsation with a telemarketer yesterday. They had no idea I wasn't interested in a new vacuum cleaner until I told them I was homeless.

by iv_chosen1 July 21, 2007