Being extremely confused to the point that you can't even explain what's going on in your mind
Mike: yo so i went to class and my teacher asked me if i like coffee so i said yeah i drive a ford flex and jumped out a helicopter and landed in a gym with lebron james and thats how i got married to my next door neighbor.
Owen: ok can you repeat that im confluchuated.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.