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Chedanite 

The coldest substance known to man. Chedanite deposits can only be found at Hayfield Bus Stop which is often described as the"cheddest" place in the world.
WOW it is pukka ched today I should have worn my coat.
Your gaff is chedanite turn up the heating you sket.
Chedanite by MafyewTheRaasclaat October 22, 2020

condamnit 

a term used in place of "god damn it" typically refering to a condiment.
"i just spilled the ketchup all over me! condamnit!"
condamnit by qfizzle May 3, 2009

Conanized 

To wait a substantial period of time to have something given to you, only to have the previous proprietor take back said gift for their own personal benefit.
Last week my coworker promised to bring me a delicious cupcake and after I'd taken one bite I was totally Conanized.
Conanized by Im4Coco February 3, 2010

contanister 

1. A canister shaped container used to hold small objects, such as beads, marbles, etc.

2. A woman's ass that is used to hold small objects, such as beads, marbles, etc.
1. I have all my beads arranged by color in separate contanisters.

2. I have all my beads arranged by color in separate contanisters.
contanister by Glenn Steckler January 14, 2004

condonate 

A person named nate who most likely lives in a condo.
Dude, lets stop by condonate's for a brew.
condonate by condonate May 17, 2007
CONFANITY.....THE OPPOSITE OF "PROFANITY"..the act of complementing with exclamation.. or to distinguish ones positive attiude, outlook, or over all feelings.
being that "profanity" is used as a overall distinction of chioce negative words i.e ( shit, fuck, fuckin A',,shit fuck shit,) all such words lack any "pro" qualities thus the birth of "confanity" as redundant as it is ..
CONFANITY by KAK DADDY March 17, 2011
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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