Conanized
To wait a substantial period of time to have something given to you, only to have the previous proprietor take back said gift for their own personal benefit.
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Cornalized
To have performed the act of being an Anal Intruder or even a Rectal Spelunker. Included in the act could have been a little bit of being a Bung Tonguer or a Bum Sniffer. To be cornalized is only offical if you totally gush your load deep in her stink star.
Larry: Hey Chuck, why are acting like your walking on air?
Chuck: Man I had a helluva great weekend!
Larry: You get laid or something?
Chuck: Not only did I get laid, Linda was the best Bag Lapper ever and I Cornalized her with passion, spurting the largest load I ever had deep in her balloon knot. She came like you wouldn't believe. Screaming into her pillow.
Larry: You lucky fuckin dog!!
Chuck: Man I had a helluva great weekend!
Larry: You get laid or something?
Chuck: Not only did I get laid, Linda was the best Bag Lapper ever and I Cornalized her with passion, spurting the largest load I ever had deep in her balloon knot. She came like you wouldn't believe. Screaming into her pillow.
Larry: You lucky fuckin dog!!
Cornalized by The King Cornholer April 14, 2008
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Conanized • Colonized • coronized • Conaned • Coinalized • Colonized Beaver • Colonized-Boo • comatized • Conanned • Connied
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Verb. The action of being unceremoniously and publicly ousted from one's employment, like NBC did to Conan O'Brien.
I got caught surfing porn at work again and the boss Conanned my ass in front of the whole office. Needless, to say, I'm currently looking for employment.
Conanned by SteveGuttenberg January 18, 2010
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