Conanized 

To wait a substantial period of time to have something given to you, only to have the previous proprietor take back said gift for their own personal benefit.

Last week my coworker promised to bring me a delicious cupcake and after I'd taken one bite I was totally Conanized.

Conanized by Im4Coco February 3, 2010

Cornalized

To have performed the act of being an Anal Intruder or even a Rectal Spelunker. Included in the act could have been a little bit of being a Bung Tonguer or a Bum Sniffer. To be cornalized is only offical if you totally gush your load deep in her stink star.

Larry: Hey Chuck, why are acting like your walking on air?

Chuck: Man I had a helluva great weekend!

Larry: You get laid or something?

Chuck: Not only did I get laid, Linda was the best Bag Lapper ever and I Cornalized her with passion, spurting the largest load I ever had deep in her balloon knot. She came like you wouldn't believe. Screaming into her pillow.

Larry: You lucky fuckin dog!!

Cornalized by The King Cornholer April 14, 2008

Colonized

When a white guy dates a black girl

"Hey man did you see Dave is dating that black chick?"
"Yea man she is has been totally colonized"

Colonized by YungUpgrade May 7, 2018

Conaned 

Named after Conan O'Brien from NBC, this is when someone is thirty minutes late to an event.

"Dude, why are you so mad?"
"My date was a half hour late last night!"
"Oh shit, she Conaned you!?"

Conaned by addiecohen January 10, 2010

Conanned 

Verb. The action of being unceremoniously and publicly ousted from one's employment, like NBC did to Conan O'Brien.

I got caught surfing porn at work again and the boss Conanned my ass in front of the whole office. Needless, to say, I'm currently looking for employment.

Conanned by SteveGuttenberg January 18, 2010

Conaned 

When someone(NBC) gives you something then 7 months later they (NBC) forces you to give it back

Hey do u want a free house

ya sure

7 months later

hey I'm gonna need that house back

what the fuck you said it was mine

Well my other house started to fail so I need it back but u can have my old shity house

what the fuck screw you dam it I just got conaned

Conaned by Klc1709 January 14, 2010

comatized 

basically its a fancier way of saying: "beaten into a coma"

"That disloyal bizotch is gonna be comatized!"

comatized by FUK May 6, 2006