Concetious 

It’s a word given to me by my mates meaning both conceited and facetious.

You are such a concetious twat

Concetious by Arrogance by KC September 1, 2018

Consatious 

That feeling at night after it's been snowing for a long while but before the plows come to get rid of it all. Streetlights cast a hazy orange glow on the air and you're walking down the middle of the street. No one else is outside and the only audible noise is the snow falling and accumulating on the sidewalks.

you: You know when you feel like you're the last person on earth and it's snowing and there's no one to stop you from walking down the middle of a busy street because the snow hasn't been plowed and there's no cars on the road? What should we call it?

friend: Sounds like a consatious night to me

Consatious by allkindsofanonymous January 26, 2013

contentious 

tending to argument or strife; quarrelsome

Me and my ex broke up because she was to contentious

contentious by Bababooie May 25, 2008

confectious 

When something is terrible and bad for you but you can't stop eating it. Derived from "confectionary" and "infectious."

You: I can't stop eating these cheesies man, I've been eating bag after bag.

Me: I know man, their confectious.

confectious by IntOnPoint July 28, 2012

concious 

aware of and responding to one's surroundings.

Im so self concious

concious by OshaUwottm8 July 23, 2016

concious snoring 

heavy breathing and deep nasal sounds coming from a slightly overweight pot smoking male.

Hey i think tawd is sleeping. No he cant be because his eyes are open. he must be concious snoring.

concious snoring by snoreface October 31, 2007

Concurious 

To be confused yet curious

Concuriousity killed the concat

Concurious by middayinsanity November 30, 2020