Tending 

Sugar coating masturbation. A strong inclination, resulting in masturbating, due to a surge of hormones erupting in ones body.

1. I need to tend.
2. I'm tending at the moment.
3. I have to tend to my needs.
4. I'm going to tend with my baby.

Tending by Helen Storm November 7, 2009

tending 

Keeping the hair of the pubic region in check. Also known as tending (to) the crops/garden.

Tonight? As long as you've been tending, baby.

tending by SplodgeOMatic January 26, 2008

tending cattle 

Going to the bar with the intention of picking up a hot chick...then going home with a fat girl.

Im hungry like the wolf, but I'll end up tending cattle. -BHG

tending cattle by JJames September 17, 2005

tending to my cats 

When I feel like masturbating but don't want to tell my friends.

Sorry I left I was tending to my cats.

tending to my cats by FUCKINGKILLMEIMGARBAGE January 1, 2018

tending the rabbits 

The urge to take care/manage a large herd of rabbits that exist in the imaginary garden behind a dead baby field. The rabbits existance is contigent upon the neural circuitry of your brain.

"Holy shit man, I tended the fuck outta those rabbits last night! Tending the rabbits can be such a burden sometimes."

tending the rabbits by pitydafool May 27, 2009

tending ones' patch

tending ones' marijuana crop

nurturing where one gets' money (oasis, etc)

tending ones' patch is important, until the end!!

at work, it is is wise to be seen tending ones' patch

tending ones' patch makes good business sense!!

tending ones' patch by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

tending to the slow cooker 

to engage in masturbation

Person 1: "Stop messaging me, im tending to the slow cooker."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Jacking off"

tending to the slow cooker by gazza222 November 7, 2020