Comtard 

Anyone outside a Communist country who supports communism or thinks they're a communist, usually an American Liberal.

Stewart is a Comtard. He said that we would be better off with a centralized government where the workers control the means of production.

Comtard by ToadSlanger December 3, 2021

cottard 

Basically the same thing as avetard, but these people reside at the Cottages of Norman, aka The Cot, these people are just as stupid and useless and probably have an even lower IQ. The cottages are just as trashy apartments and disgusting

Yea, the cottard is coming over today, should we just not open the door?

cottard by TurnM3Up November 11, 2019

cumtarded 

It is the feeling of pure retardation after an orgasm. You are unable to communicate or operate your body.

Man that was a serious orgasm. I can't even move my body or speak. I am so cumtarded.

cumtarded by Stephanie Steamweaver April 19, 2014

CoDtard 

A CoDtard is a person of lesser intellectual capacity than the average human, this leads to an uncanny addiction to the Call of Duty series. A CoDtard can't motivate why they like Call of Duty or why it is superior to other games, in their opinion. Most CoDtards are also trolls on other game forums. CoDtards are often also white-supremacists. Most CoDtars are in the age group 9-15, tough some rare exceptions are known to exist.

CoDtard: The Halo: Reach graphics look like shit.
Human 1: Have you even seen them?
CoDtard: Why would I waste my time on shit like that?!
Human 2: Seriously you can't just say everything that isn't made by Infinity Ward or Treyarch is shit.
CoDtard: Shut up you niggers!!!

CoDtard by A real human April 6, 2010

CODtard 

Someone who does not know any first person shooter game outside of Call of Duty and refuses to accept that it is merely a run of the mill, dry shooter.

May also apply to someone who only plays Call of Duty and says they are a gamer.

Guy1: OMGLOL COD4 is teh best game EVAR, ur Haff Life is shit.
Guy2: Fucking CODtard

CODtard by Wrathsputin April 30, 2011

Cumtard 

When one orgasms so hard that they make retarded faces and are unable to function properly afterwards

I pounded her so hard that se became a cumtard

Cumtard by 50gray March 26, 2015

Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot 

/nigə - ɛkselsyeor -kʌmˈta rd-ˈmɛgə-ˈfagət/

𝘢𝘥𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦, 𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘨

1. A way to describe someone's unfashionable, inappropriate doings in a cool manner.

Neon: "Yoo, Mort let's see how far my dick can stick up your ass."
Mort: "brah naawwwh heeeel no that's so Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot of you nigga, ong."

2. (of a person) homosexual (used especially of a colored man)
Nigward Von Floyd: "Haha, look a Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot!!1!"
Adin: "NOOOO STOP!!11!"

Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot

Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot by COPSRULE7382 January 14, 2022