cumtarded

It is the feeling of pure retardation after an orgasm. You are unable to communicate or operate your body.

Man that was a serious orgasm. I can't even move my body or speak. I am so cumtarded.

by Stephanie Steamweaver April 19, 2014

Cumtard

When one orgasms so hard that they make retarded faces and are unable to function properly afterwards

I pounded her so hard that se became a cumtard

by 50gray March 21, 2015

cumtard

A cumtard is a shortening of the phrase cum drinking retard.

Used as a way of letting someone know that you consider them to be a retarded cum receptacle.

Fiaz is such a cumtard!

by roger August 26, 2004

Cumtard

One who is dumbtardedly infatuated with mansyrup / mammalsauce.

Maxwell forgot to wipe his chin before opening his bedroom door. What a cumtard.

by Biscuit the Unbreaded November 25, 2008

Cumtarded

A very retarded person who is also very horny

Did you hear that Bob is cumtarded

by Giantsrock14 December 26, 2020

Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot

/nigə - ɛkselsyeor -kʌmˈta rd-ˈmɛgə-ˈfagət/

𝘢𝘥𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦, 𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘨

1. A way to describe someone's unfashionable, inappropriate doings in a cool manner.

Neon: "Yoo, Mort let's see how far my dick can stick up your ass."
Mort: "brah naawwwh heeeel no that's so Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot of you nigga, ong."

2. (of a person) homosexual (used especially of a colored man)
Nigward Von Floyd: "Haha, look a Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot!!1!"
Adin: "NOOOO STOP!!11!"

Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot

by COPSRULE7382 January 15, 2022

Cumtarded

When you are piped down so good that you go retarded from all the orgasms you’re having

Charles made me cum so hard,I was straight cumtarded

by Tatd_girl August 25, 2023