cumtarded

It is the feeling of pure retardation after an orgasm. You are unable to communicate or operate your body.

Man that was a serious orgasm. I can't even move my body or speak. I am so cumtarded.

by Stephanie Steamweaver April 19, 2014

Cumtarded

A very retarded person who is also very horny

Did you hear that Bob is cumtarded

by Giantsrock14 December 25, 2020

Cumtarded

When you are piped down so good that you go retarded from all the orgasms you’re having

Charles made me cum so hard,I was straight cumtarded

by Tatd_girl August 25, 2023

cuntarded

A mixture of "cunt" and "retarded". most likely to be said at someone who's acting whorrishly stupid.

*at a party*

Brittney spears: whooo i'm sooo drunk i think I'll sleep with Justin Timberlake.

Justin Timberlake: Damnit britney stop acting cuntarded you look like a fool.

by yermoom December 13, 2009

Catarded

The state of being canadian and retarded simultaneously.

“Dude that jimmy boy is catarded.”

by ZACHERY SNYDER March 13, 2019

Clitarded

When you can’t find your girls clitoris

My friend Manny can’t make his bitch cum cuz he cant find that clit. He is clitarded!

by Brasshouse January 13, 2020

cutetarded

a very attractive person who one friend doesnt like and makes fun of. they are VERY VERY gorgeous. just making that clear.

frank is cutetarded:DD

by wowyourcute May 5, 2010