Cumtard 

When one orgasms so hard that they make retarded faces and are unable to function properly afterwards

I pounded her so hard that se became a cumtard

Cumtard by 50gray March 26, 2015

cumtard 

A cumtard is a shortening of the phrase cum drinking retard.

Used as a way of letting someone know that you consider them to be a retarded cum receptacle.

Fiaz is such a cumtard!

cumtard by roger August 26, 2004

Cumtard 

One who is dumbtardedly infatuated with mansyrup / mammalsauce.

Maxwell forgot to wipe his chin before opening his bedroom door. What a cumtard.

Cumtard by Biscuit the Unbreaded December 15, 2008

cumtard

a chronic masturbater, usually addicted to masturbation (more severe version of wanker, gooner, etc.)

'that dude's such a cumtard bro'

cumtard by pseudonym6741 October 25, 2025

Cumtard

a fucking retard that smells like cum

shut the fuck up you fat cumtard

Cumtard by nigger sex 4000 December 21, 2025

Cumtard

A person who looks sexually intelligent but has proven otherwise

Well I asked him for a hummer but he was a real cumtard

Cumtard by A1 st1nrr July 15, 2026

Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot 

/nigə - ɛkselsyeor -kʌmˈta rd-ˈmɛgə-ˈfagət/

𝘢𝘥𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦, 𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘨

1. A way to describe someone's unfashionable, inappropriate doings in a cool manner.

Neon: "Yoo, Mort let's see how far my dick can stick up your ass."
Mort: "brah naawwwh heeeel no that's so Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot of you nigga, ong."

2. (of a person) homosexual (used especially of a colored man)
Nigward Von Floyd: "Haha, look a Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot!!1!"
Adin: "NOOOO STOP!!11!"

Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot

Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot by COPSRULE7382 January 14, 2022