Commiskey 

Commiskeys are usually one of the boys, or at least the homie you can count on. They’re nice and trustworthy. They’ll always try to hang out, and they’ll try to understand if you can’t, but they’ll still be hurt. Can be sensitive at times. Lots of different aspirations among Commiskeys, and PEOPLE ALSO OFTEN PRONOUNCE IT WRONG.

Ko-MISS-key

NOT

Ko-MIN-skey

It bothers them when you pronounce it wrong.

“Good evening Cadet Commiskey, I need help practicing drill, could you help me?” “Of course!!”

Commiskey by Single moms near you January 26, 2022

commisary 

A limited list of items a prisoner can use their money to buy snacks, clothing items, shower shoes or other miscelanious items.

"I got beat for my commisary!!!"
or
"Can you please put some money on my commisary?"

commisary by Lena W. February 19, 2005

commiserbate 

A practice, often enacted by single people together on Valentine's Day, of masturbating while commiserating over the lack of romantic or sexual prospects.

Invite her over to commiserbate about the lack of a romantic valentine.

commiserbate by Olivia Wheeler February 14, 2010

cosmickey 

Fraudulent twitter account, who’s also an industry plant

Cosmickey prasing mid uzi snippets again 🤡

cosmickey by sahbrii May 18, 2021

cummiskey 

Girl who cock blocks you at the gym

Ben: Why did you cummiskey me today at the gym in front of that girl.

Jenny: What, No I didnt!

cummiskey by benjgelvin April 30, 2011

commiserate 

To pity

commiserate by Larstait November 7, 2003

Commisery 

That feeling you get when you read another ad by Purple Bricks bashing professional real estate agents. Commisery.

I just read a sponsored ad by Purple Bricks on Facebook bashing professional real estate agents and am feeling quite a bit of commisery.

Commisery by Tired of it November 3, 2018