Cohlan

Simply one of a kind, and that’s purely because nobody else has this name. Cohlans Mother just picked random scrabble letters and hoped for the best. Needs constant attention and survives on Chinese takeaways.

Omg there’s Cohlan!

Eww a bum hole?
No silly, not colon… Cohlan!

Cohlan by Gigigal November 23, 2021

coolan 

Another way to say chillin’ and mostly popular among preppy folks in the DMV and surrounding areas.

Q. Wassup????
A. Just coolan

Man, this weekend was dope, here's a picture of me Southside coolan...

chillin’ chilling unwinding relaxing

coolan by Kerrmmittt October 22, 2015

Cohan 

Cohan’s can be a smartass sometimes but in the end you still love them more than anything. They will love and respect you for who you are and never judge you. They will make you feel like the happiest person in the world and they will do everything they can to make you feel special. Cohan’s who have brown, long hair and dark blue eyes are literally the best!!! They are also a very seductive person and always know the right places to touch ;). They can also be such a tease! Cohan’s are friendly to everyone and the sweetest person you will ever meet. Cohan’s never really get mad or upset but if they do, you better leave them alone or apologize! If you ever meet a cohan, you better never let them fucking go because you will regret it. I have a Cohan of my own and i’m so happy he is mine <3

Person 1 “Yo, I need a loyal person but who’s also gonna be my daddy!
Person 2 “OMG! You need to get a cohan!”

Cohan by bigdickpower101 January 19, 2019

conlanger 

A person who makes conlangs. Often creates a 'conculture' in addition, for a novel, or just to give his/her languages some context.

Do you really need an example usage?

conlanger by Calréfa Hwénapleþ November 29, 2004

Collan 

Collans are very charismatic men that know how to push all the right buttons to make a person either completely in love or annoyed out of their minds. They also have a tendency to be completely romantic and know just how to make you feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside no matter how horrible you might feel.

That Collan is so sex.

Collan by tigertaimer February 16, 2009

Dr. Cohan

Collectively known as the Top G and Wonder Woman of the medical community. An incredible, vibrant, and caring physician with a heart of 24K gold. Has the clinical expertise that surpasses artificial intelligence and is a strong and independent chloconut!

Mark: "I'm feeling sick, John, what should I do?!"

John: "Go see Dr. Cohan, duhhh. She will fix you in no time!"

Dr. Cohan by jscc123 March 8, 2023

combat coolant

Piss, when it is used by soldiers to cool off overheated weapons.

Mel Gibson used combat coolant to cool off the mortar tubes in the movie We Were Soldiers so he could kill more non-christian vietnamese.

combat coolant by Alfie The Horndog December 7, 2007