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coolan
Q. Wassup????
A. Just coolan
Man, this weekend was dope, here's a picture of me Southside coolan...
chillin’ chilling unwinding relaxing
A. Just coolan
Man, this weekend was dope, here's a picture of me Southside coolan...
chillin’ chilling unwinding relaxing
coolan by Kerrmmittt October 22, 2015
Cohan
Cohan’s can be a smartass sometimes but in the end you still love them more than anything. They will love and respect you for who you are and never judge you. They will make you feel like the happiest person in the world and they will do everything they can to make you feel special. Cohan’s who have brown, long hair and dark blue eyes are literally the best!!! They are also a very seductive person and always know the right places to touch ;). They can also be such a tease! Cohan’s are friendly to everyone and the sweetest person you will ever meet. Cohan’s never really get mad or upset but if they do, you better leave them alone or apologize! If you ever meet a cohan, you better never let them fucking go because you will regret it. I have a Cohan of my own and i’m so happy he is mine <3
Person 1 “Yo, I need a loyal person but who’s also gonna be my daddy!
Person 2 “OMG! You need to get a cohan!”
Person 2 “OMG! You need to get a cohan!”
Cohan by bigdickpower101 January 19, 2019
conlanger
A person who makes conlangs. Often creates a 'conculture' in addition, for a novel, or just to give his/her languages some context.
conlanger by Calréfa Hwénapleþ November 29, 2004
Collan
Collans are very charismatic men that know how to push all the right buttons to make a person either completely in love or annoyed out of their minds. They also have a tendency to be completely romantic and know just how to make you feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside no matter how horrible you might feel.
That Collan is so sex.
Collan by tigertaimer February 16, 2009
Dr. Cohan
Collectively known as the Top G and Wonder Woman of the medical community. An incredible, vibrant, and caring physician with a heart of 24K gold. Has the clinical expertise that surpasses artificial intelligence and is a strong and independent chloconut!
combat coolant
Mel Gibson used combat coolant to cool off the mortar tubes in the movie We Were Soldiers so he could kill more non-christian vietnamese.
combat coolant by Alfie The Horndog December 7, 2007
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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