1. A bowl-shaped kitchen utensil with perforations for draining off liquids and rinsing food.
2. Can also be used as a rockin' hat.
2. Can also be used as a rockin' hat.
1. Don't bungle the recipe! Make sure you drain your vegetables in a colander.
2. Lindsey wore the colander on her head at a jaunty angle. All the boys wanted her milkshake.
2. Lindsey wore the colander on her head at a jaunty angle. All the boys wanted her milkshake.
by omi January 26, 2009

Came out of nowhere and stole my heart.
Brings me joy beyond words and makes me smile till my jaw aches.
Not always easy but that doesn't matter.
My love.
Brings me joy beyond words and makes me smile till my jaw aches.
Not always easy but that doesn't matter.
My love.
by ketchupface October 29, 2012

by theWestHamfan November 11, 2003

by jordy shit September 09, 2018

A way to describe someone with a terrible short term memory.
The information "drains" out just as fast as it came in.
The information "drains" out just as fast as it came in.
Person: Okay the code is 123.
Person 15 seconds later: Damn was the code 321..?
Person: Oh damnit I'm such a colander!
Person 15 seconds later: Damn was the code 321..?
Person: Oh damnit I'm such a colander!
by GrooveTorped March 28, 2021

by royal robinson August 05, 2011

"I need to tell you something super secret that you cannot mention to another person - this is for real, not for the Colander of Silence"
by DK0713 July 13, 2012
