1. A bowl-shaped kitchen utensil with perforations for draining off liquids and rinsing food.
2. Can also be used as a rockin' hat.
2. Can also be used as a rockin' hat.
1. Don't bungle the recipe! Make sure you drain your vegetables in a colander.
2. Lindsey wore the colander on her head at a jaunty angle. All the boys wanted her milkshake.
2. Lindsey wore the colander on her head at a jaunty angle. All the boys wanted her milkshake.
by omi January 26, 2009
Get the colandermug. Came out of nowhere and stole my heart.
Brings me joy beyond words and makes me smile till my jaw aches.
Not always easy but that doesn't matter.
My love.
Brings me joy beyond words and makes me smile till my jaw aches.
Not always easy but that doesn't matter.
My love.
by ketchupface October 29, 2012
Get the Colandermug. by theWestHamfan November 11, 2003
Get the fart in a colandermug. by jordy shit September 9, 2018
Get the colander cuntmug. by royal robinson August 5, 2011
Get the like sugar in a colander....mug. Colander dick is where the foreskin sticks in such a way to create multiple escape routes for urine, upon taking a piss. This commonly occurs in the early hours of the day, during the morning toilet ritual. The result is a miss fire where neither stream hits the intended target of the bowl. Due to the absence of for-thought at such a time in the morning the colander dick is rarely corrected.
1) Caught out by Colander dick again this morning! i pissed everywhere except the toilet...
2) sorry honey, iIhad the choice of peeing half on the floor and half in the bowl or on both sides of the seat, because of colander dick!
2) sorry honey, iIhad the choice of peeing half on the floor and half in the bowl or on both sides of the seat, because of colander dick!
by disaster class June 12, 2016
Get the colander dickmug. by Johnny FuckWit October 31, 2019
Get the Colander Whoremug.