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Scrotum cozies 

Ever been lost in the arctic circle with your balls freezing off? Fear not! Scrotum cozies provide a warm, stylish home for your testicular regions. Just slip the fitted fabric over those precious gems and march off to the unknown!
Wife- " honey! Did u remember to pack your scrotum cozies? We don't want a repeat last trip."
Husband- "yes dear!"

CASE OF THE COBIES 

Coughing after one drag of a joint.
Courtney: *coughing*
Shannon: “you’ve got a case of the cobies”

- dedicated to our mate Cobie, who’s dying all the time.
a slang term in the north east of england for ecstacy tablets.This came from the name of a biscuit factory where they were sold under the counter
"av just got four cowies for a tenner"
"cowied off me nut"
"look at his cowie jaw!"
cowies by cowiemuncherdorey July 2, 2008

Flipping Copies

(A.K.A.: "Flippin' copies")

1. Term to describe someone that is working in an office.

2. Referred to someone working while the rest is on a boat.

3. Referred to the constant abuse towards the assistants at work.
1. Matt is chilling, while Dave is Flipping copies.

2. That MoFo was flippin' copies while I was on a boat N'r!

3. Yeah, that kid from Finance is an asshole, I had him flippin' copies the whole day.

Corgies. 

Queen's dogs.
I'm sure there are ruder definitions.
Queen: Where the fucking hell are my fucking Corgies..?
Corgies. by Inventive, no? June 16, 2009
any opiate based medications prescribed for pain that makes you feel warm and content.
My buddy, Doug, called me today sounding very sentimental and relaxed. It turns out he had just been to the dentist and ol’ boy gave him a ‘script for twenty cozies with one refill.
cozies by Ace Fantagious May 25, 2021