5 definitions by Ace Fantagious
noun
\ ˈjak ˈrət \
An ongoing masturbation spell that has negative effects on the life of the one caught in the spell
\ ˈjak ˈrət \
An ongoing masturbation spell that has negative effects on the life of the one caught in the spell
“Hey bro, i think Cody’s in a bit of a jack-rut; he hasn’t been at work in 3 days and he hasn’t been returning my calls. i drove by his apartment like an hour ago to discover his bedroom window had a blanket hanging in it.”
“To keep out the light?”
“I’m thinking it’s to keep people from peeking through the blinds to see just how far his jack-rut has spiraled.”
“Damn.”
“To keep out the light?”
“I’m thinking it’s to keep people from peeking through the blinds to see just how far his jack-rut has spiraled.”
“Damn.”
by Ace Fantagious September 3, 2021
penince (pen - nince)
noun
a cooler way to refer to a piece of land almost surrounded by water or projecting out into a body of water.
noun
a cooler way to refer to a piece of land almost surrounded by water or projecting out into a body of water.
by Ace Fantagious June 18, 2020
by Ace Fantagious October 1, 2017
Dude, your homeboy is a straight
potty-terrorist. He farted the entire flight to Hawaii and just sat there innocently enjoying the mayhem he created. People were confused and pissed.
potty-terrorist. He farted the entire flight to Hawaii and just sat there innocently enjoying the mayhem he created. People were confused and pissed.
by Ace Fantagious May 18, 2021
My buddy, Doug, called me today sounding very sentimental and relaxed. It turns out he had just been to the dentist and ol’ boy gave him a ‘script for twenty cozies with one refill.
by Ace Fantagious May 25, 2021