Cowies hill is a place in South africa, KZN (near Durban. the place litterally swims in money and pussy. Fast cars, huge houses, huger pools, and even huger boats is how they roll in cowies hill. And again.. the amount of fine pussy.. you could like camp in cowies hill and return a man.. no matter how old you are.
Cowies hill used to be just bush... and grass.. and trees.. but now its bush-less pussy, a grade grass that gets you fried on one bong and trees with treehouses bigger than your grandma's house!..
way back when the city of pinetown was started.. now known as crimetown, the rich white business owners were settlling up there.. while the black slaves during aparthied would build etc..
dude, he's turned into such a pussy magnet.. bet he just moved to cowies hill
Ever been lost in the arctic circle with your balls freezing off? Fear not! Scrotum cozies provide a warm, stylish home for your testicular regions. Just slip the fitted fabric over those precious gems and march off to the unknown!
Wife- " honey! Did u remember to pack your scrotum cozies? We don't want a repeat last trip."
Husband- "yes dear!"
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.