Coffee brew

A brew, but it's coffee not tea.

I'll have a coffee brew please.

by Le B3ar October 31, 2011

Brew the Coffee

An oral sex act in which a female is kneeling in front of a standing male performing oral sex on his unit, all the while the male holds the nose of the female pulling her farther onto his unit. This act is done correctly if the female begins to make a sound as a coffee maker brewing the coffee.

Mike: "Honey, I know its late and we are both tired, maybe if we brew the coffee we can stay awake and watch the last ten minutes of Golden Girls"

Tracy: "Sure, now the question is, how do you like your coffee? Sweet and creamy? "

by jonnydeanevoss February 6, 2010

Twice Brewed Coffee

The act of drinking so much coffee that the when you urinate, it gives off the aroma off coffee.

"After drinking that entire pot of coffee, I have to go to the bathroom and get busy making some twice brewed coffee."

by Gregoreo Maximo April 16, 2013

Brewing a pot of ass coffee

having diarrhea, or a righteous beer shit

Man, I drank about 15 beers last night and spent 4 hours brewing a pot of ass coffee.

by DroppingTheObamasAtThePool July 8, 2011

coffeebreakers

A small team of security researchers known to mainly focus on iOS.

Jailbreak iOS ETA WEN? Coffeebreakers???

by Nopper June 8, 2017

Sarasota Coffeebrew

A Sarasota Coffeebrew is a utilitarian US truckers’ breakfast known for its convenience, warmth, and protein content. It consists of freshly brewed black coffee poured over strips of beef jerky in a thermal mug or bowl. The hot liquid partially rehydrates the jerky, creating a meaty, caffeine-rich infusion. Over a few minutes, the jerky softens into a chewy, savoury gruel, combining the sharpness of curing spices with the bitterness of coffee. The dish can be drunk directly, spooned up like a stew, or sopped up with crusty bread. Common among long-haul drivers in Florida and the Southeast, the Sarasota Coffeebrew is valued for its ease of preparation, portability, and ability to provide both stimulation and sustenance in a single, compact meal.

"I got a long road ahead of me, gonna get a sarasota coffeebrew to go"

"been on the road two days and had nothing but dust and sarasota coffeebrew, I'm ready for a whisky"

"after that frat party I bet she was like a sarasota coffeebrew"

by Texas_roadhawg June 4, 2025

coffeebreakers

a single skid, that refers to hisself as a plural. likes to make fake jailbreaks and hype.

here, we can observe a coffeebreakers alt in the wild
shhh, we don’t want to disturb it
these alts travel in groups, ineffiectively brigading negative opinions against them. They survive off of attention on twitter and donations for non existent tools on their website
despite being called out numerous times by Luca and other *real* developers multiple times, a brigade of 11 year old followers still watch their every movement
looks like they’re running out of food. Watch as they craft an excuse for why they don’t have a jailbreak, and then claim to have an iOS 10.3.1 jailbreak by dragging the unmodified ZiVA exploit into the triple_fetch binary on their GitHub. Haxrs
fascinating creatures
lets continue with the tour
oui! They’ve become hostile! By bringing up the fact that the group doesn’t actually do anything, I’ve stirred them up into a fury! I must excecute a mating call to distract them!
“COPY AND PASTING TWO EXPLOITS TOGETHER DOESNT MAKE YOU A HACKER!”
there we go. They’re good and confused as to why exploitation of a secure operating system can’t be drag-and-drop. Looks like they’ll go back to their usual activities like browsing reddit, stealing work and logo design. This tour lives another day!

by nullpixel January 1, 2018