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Cocktave 

The interval between one spit and another during ejaculation at double the amount of semen cumming out.
It happens when you perform a beat accompanied by the sound of fapping (heard during masturbation).
You: I have to go to my bedroom.

Me: Why?
You: I’m playing in bed and performing in cocktaves.
Cocktave by gregben March 12, 2022
Words you can keep

Cockuavelva 

When someone reeks of sperm after a long night of extreme sex.
'Yo bro, what did you and Sheena do last night? She should tone down the cockuavelva or somethin...'
Cockuavelva by JDawg 72 June 19, 2009

cocktaker 

one who takes cock,( i.e in the butt, usually young gay men), but it can also be a heterosexual person( vaginal, oral, anal, etc.) Twinks are cocktakers.
Ernie you're such a cocktaker!
cocktaker by Katinka Cocktaker April 5, 2007

Cocktazed 

When your girl is having a long or continuous orgasm and she acts like she’s been tazed and having an epileptic attack.
I cocktazed my girl last night and I thought the cops broke in the house and tazed her.
Cocktazed by Juan & Maggie June 23, 2019

Cocktales 

A Song by Too $hort about all the girls, bitches, girlfriends, hos, whores, groupies, etc he has
Cocktales the song rules.
it's on Short Dogg's "Cocktails" CD
Cocktales by lil pimpin' June 19, 2006

cocktagenarian 

A man who is a total dickhead and also in his eighth decade of life (numerically. i.e. 80 - 89 years old).
The guy I work for is a total asshat. And he's old. He's a cocktagenarian.

cocktale 

Sharing tales of getting tail: a recount of promiscuous encounter with the opposite sex. The stories may be funny, but they also tend to be quite embarrassing.
Friend: Dude, tell me about your cocktale last night!
Cocktale Sharer: Bro, it was awful. First, I couldn't figure out how to un-do her bra. Then, we were walked in on twice! Worst night ever!
cocktale by cocktaler January 2, 2011
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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