cocktater

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1. Refers to the taters that compliment your man-meat. They're essential for a full and balanced diet. Just like steak and potatoes or meat and veggies. Except this deals with genitalia.
2. A derogatory term for any douche bag or cock-juggling-thundercunt. Use excessively and without discretion.

1. Man... your girlfriend really likes sucking on my cocktaters.

Nope, we're all out of tater-tots but I have a pair of cocktaters for you.

2. Stop being such a cocktater.

cocktater by Jimmeny April 11, 2008

Words you can keep

Cocktater

When your cock smells like taters.

Guy 1:oh shit bruh I gotta hella stanky cocktater
Guy2: lemme get a sniff
God in heaven: tf y’all niggas doin?!

Cocktater by J4X0 November 13, 2020

Related Words

cocktater • cockeater • Cocktaeteris • cockaterian • cockhater3001 • Cocktaker 3000 • Cocktamer • cocktaster • cocktasterrific • cocktator

cocknate

A dumbass or really stupid person, originated from spencer sheets

Spencer drives like a damn cocknate

cocknate by A squared April 20, 2015

Cockatier

Any person who is not yet a full-fledged cock, but on the direct road to becoming one.

I thought Connie was really cool, but lately with all of her whining, bitching and douchebaggery, she really is quite the cockatier.

Cockatier by Sarcasticbeotch September 24, 2009

cockmaster

Synonym for gay. A male who is thought to have mastered the penis.

True mastery of the cock requires regular practice.
Cockmastery can NOT be achieved by masturbating as this only results in the mastery of ONE cock (ones own), not cocks in general.
Therefore a cockmaster is a male who is thought to handle other peoples penises frequently, thereby aquiring skills that have to be considered masterful.

"Hello."
"Piss off, cockmaster."

cockmaster by arsebum October 17, 2009

Cockmeter

A better word for foot or a measure unit for the male genital.

How tall are you?
I'm 6 cockmeters tall.

How long is your dick?
It's 80 cockmeters long.

Cockmeter by BabatundeMadimba December 2, 2020

shitface cockmaster

A term used in the South Park movie, first by Terrance and Philip. Used as an insult, meaning your face is shit and you are the master of cock

You are a shitface Cockmaster

shitface cockmaster by JV May 9, 2004

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026