cocktale 

Sharing tales of getting tail: a recount of promiscuous encounter with the opposite sex. The stories may be funny, but they also tend to be quite embarrassing.

Friend: Dude, tell me about your cocktale last night!
Cocktale Sharer: Bro, it was awful. First, I couldn't figure out how to un-do her bra. Then, we were walked in on twice! Worst night ever!

cocktale by cocktaler January 2, 2011

cocktale 

A sot's wildly exaggerated personal account of an alleged sexual romp, spun repeatedly (with additional embellishments) to a slobbering posse of sex-deprived losers.

Uh-oh, Frank just knocked over his drink reaching into his wallet for a prop condom. Looks like he's about to spill another cocktale.

cocktale by loincloth January 12, 2008

Cocktale 

A Pre-Mixed THINK to 'consume'. A powerful 'Tool' of THe* Right-Wing Narrative Constraction*.

FIIRE-up an Ad Campain, PIN a Cocktale on it, 'Name' a Cocktail after it and call it Pregress*.

Cocktale by PartisanZ June 19, 2022

cocktable 

mixture of a cock and a table, very common in north dakota

thats a very nice cocktable

cocktable by cocktableman August 25, 2009

cocktailed 

The equivilent of getting served, but with alcohol involved in some way.

Steve: I got so fucking wasted last night
Tim: Yeah man you got cocktailed

cocktailed by Jour-Hadique December 28, 2005

cocktaker 

one who takes cock,( i.e in the butt, usually young gay men), but it can also be a heterosexual person( vaginal, oral, anal, etc.) Twinks are cocktakers.

Ernie you're such a cocktaker!

cocktaker by Katinka Cocktaker April 5, 2007

cock tale 

A tale a guy tells to a guy about how they got laid where it happened who it was with what time they did it.

Ron: Hey did I tell you about how i got Jessica?
Tim: Dude I already heard this cock tale a million times!

cock tale by jakerater July 16, 2007