Cocktape

Any tape or adhesive used to restrict a man's bulge

"Did you bring the cocktape?"Terrence.
"Oh man, I forgot, sorry," replied Benjamin.
"Well now the back row will see my bulge."

Cocktape by Simpsonshead August 1, 2016

Cocktapp 

Cocktail and an appetizer combined as one "dish."

The Cocktapp could be a Cucumber Mojito w slices of extra cucumber, and a side of ranch for dipping the cucumber. Dubbed "The Cucumber Cowboy."

Cocktapp by Dubshakes June 29, 2009

cocktype 

The act of typing with your cock

Billy Brown made me lol when he cocktyped his response to Lisa.

cocktype by ChimeraSFN December 14, 2009

cocktapus 

a very rare marine creature that instead of 8 long tenticles has 8 long cocks, each more than capable of performing in a variety of sexual situations.

This creature was labeled as extinct in the late 20th Century, but scientists have routinely observed it in it's natural habitat. Google it up, preferably while at work and with your supervisor(s)looking on, (it will show them how smart you are).

The cocktapus awoke this morning to find it almost drowned overnight in a sea of gism due to 8 consecutive wet dreams.

I brought my pet cocktapus into my urologist's office the other day and he passed out when he saw it.

What the hell?? Seriously what the hell is this???

cocktapus by Skidmark McGee March 10, 2007

Cocktapussy 

A giant Vagina With Eight Penis Tentacles.

"IT'S A COCKTAPUSSY HOLD ON TO YOUR VIRGINITY!"

"OH NO IT'S A COCKTAPUSSY PLUG YOUR HOLES AND HIDE YOUR POLES!!!"

Cocktapussy by Cocktapussy August 15, 2012

cocktapus 

a person with eight penises

Matt has eight penises. That means that he is one of the rare cocktapus

cocktapus by Asian Thunder December 15, 2008

cocktaker 

one who takes cock,( i.e in the butt, usually young gay men), but it can also be a heterosexual person( vaginal, oral, anal, etc.) Twinks are cocktakers.

Ernie you're such a cocktaker!

cocktaker by Katinka Cocktaker April 5, 2007