Cockswoggler

An overweight middle aged man with long curly hair who still lives at home and jacks off in the garage all sweaty. Whata loser

Steve is such a cockswoggler

by Sikkdanisim June 11, 2020

cocksmuggler

One with the profession of smuggling cocks across the border, hidden inside one's asshole.

Pedro is such a cocksmuggler, I hear the size of his happy-hole makes puppies cry.

by Nikola February 3, 2004

cocksnuggler

One who loves to snuggle cock, whether it be one or several at a time. Can be used to replace any form of the word fag.

"Git ur cocksnuggler ass offa my property!"

by Jezzima December 23, 2008

Cockswaggle

To place ones penis between another's butt cheeks and slap them vigorously back and forth

Man that chick had a nice ass ...she needs a good cockswaggle

by Likebutter July 10, 2010

cockgoggler

cockgoggle. verb. :
To oogle the cocks.
To hand multiple cocks at once.
To be multi-tasking in a swimming pool full of cocks.
To wear cocks as goggles.

cockgoggler. noun. :
A proprieter of cocks.
A juggler of cocks.
An avid fan of the cocks.

This is your new cheif headmaster cockgoggler, George W. Bush. He will now do a leetal dance for you and all of your cocks to enjoy!

by klutz January 28, 2003

cock-swoggler

1. A filthy person; esp. one that swoggles cocks.
2. One that sucks cock

That bitch smells like a nasty cock-swoggler

by definitiveperson January 24, 2006

cocksnogger

a person that likes to passionately kiss a penis

Why the fuck do you want to watch football,is it because you like watching 22 men run around you cocksnogger

by Matt February 29, 2004