Cockswoggling

I'd like to coin a new phrase -
Cockswoggling -- when a guy shakes another guys hand and tries to dominate him to show he's the cock of the cage by squashing his hand or yanking him towards himself or not letting go until he says it's time.
Cockswoggling.
You're welcome.

I'm afraid to shake Donald Trump's hand - he'll yank you in - grab on tight and won't let go until he's good and ready. He's known for his cockswoggling!

by josefdamosef March 8, 2017

cockswangling

When you violently masturbate with your penis, sometimes even leading to mutilation.

I had to go to the hospital because I was cockswangling.

His cockswanglation lead to his transplant.

You should never cockswangle.

by Captain Drunk Pirate Snorty May 2, 2014