Cockswaggle

To place ones penis between another's butt cheeks and slap them vigorously back and forth

Man that chick had a nice ass ...she needs a good cockswaggle

by Likebutter July 10, 2010

cockswaggle

An alternate term for a hitching post in Professor Preston's something or another podcast. As coined by Snek and Hanz. Listen to the podcast to learn more if this interests you. I don't want to be weird and plug it, so just google it.

We arrived at the pub and tied up our horses to the oaken cockswaggle embedded in the ground out front.

by Gideon the Unbound February 18, 2025

cocksmuggler

One with the profession of smuggling cocks across the border, hidden inside one's asshole.

Pedro is such a cocksmuggler, I hear the size of his happy-hole makes puppies cry.

by Nikola February 3, 2004

cocksnuggler

One who loves to snuggle cock, whether it be one or several at a time. Can be used to replace any form of the word fag.

"Git ur cocksnuggler ass offa my property!"

by Jezzima December 23, 2008

cornswaggle

to scam someone with little or no thought into the scam

i tried to cornswaggle my mom into letting me have some money she told me to get a job.

by Jesse Castillo June 12, 2007

cornswaggler

someone who thinks he/she is smarter than you, and thinks he/she can pull the corn over youre eyes!

that dude is a freakin cornswaggler!!

by katotool April 23, 2007

Cornswaggle Flu

A disease that allows you to live for 80 years. At the end of 80 years you will die instantly. Cornswaggle flu is stronger than any disease or injury, and can even override death itself.

That slopclock gave me cornswaggle flu. I guess I should be making plans until I'm 80.

by itsjacksond00d December 17, 2009