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Cocksnoggle 

1. A very unpleasant person, normally used when that person is being a completely insufferable cock.
2. When you both snuggle and snog a cock at the same time.
1. Person 1: Oh hey man I thought you and John were friends

Person 2: Nah man, one day he was being such a cocksnoggle, I told him he could fuck off and I never saw him again

2. Guy 1: yo my girl was both snuggling and snogging my cock.

Guy 2: Woah man, you've got a girl that has mastered the arts of the cocksnoggle.
Cocksnoggle by Blade N June 16, 2018
Words you can keep

cocksnorfler 

To enthusiastically embrace a cock, using lips and tongue indiscriminatly
Trish likes to cocksnorfler her e-boyfriends with her salami nipples hanging out.
cocksnorfler by Mr Internet August 27, 2007

cocksmuggler 

One with the profession of smuggling cocks across the border, hidden inside one's asshole.
Pedro is such a cocksmuggler, I hear the size of his happy-hole makes puppies cry.
cocksmuggler by Nikola February 3, 2004

cocksnuggler 

One who loves to snuggle cock, whether it be one or several at a time. Can be used to replace any form of the word fag.
"Git ur cocksnuggler ass offa my property!"
cocksnuggler by Jezzima December 23, 2008

Cockswaggle 

To place ones penis between another's butt cheeks and slap them vigorously back and forth
Man that chick had a nice ass ...she needs a good cockswaggle
Cockswaggle by Likebutter July 10, 2010

cocknuggle 

A cocknuggle is a person who technically, nuggles a cock. See nuggle.
Tom Cruise is such a cocknuggle.
cocknuggle by Shawn Rasmussen August 26, 2006

cockgoggler

cockgoggle. verb. :
To oogle the cocks.
To hand multiple cocks at once.
To be multi-tasking in a swimming pool full of cocks.
To wear cocks as goggles.

cockgoggler. noun. :
A proprieter of cocks.
A juggler of cocks.
An avid fan of the cocks.
This is your new cheif headmaster cockgoggler, George W. Bush. He will now do a leetal dance for you and all of your cocks to enjoy!
cockgoggler by klutz January 28, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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