3 definitions by Nikola

Cockworshipper

One who loves the cock so much that he worships it religiously, in hopes of one day having his asshole fulfilled.

Tommy is such a cockworshipper, I hear he joined a cult that participates in circle jerks.

by Nikola February 4, 2004

cocksmuggler

One with the profession of smuggling cocks across the border, hidden inside one's asshole.

Pedro is such a cocksmuggler, I hear the size of his happy-hole makes puppies cry.

by Nikola February 4, 2004

safoi

1Orli's/JD's sex slave.
2A wang.

1I am safoi. ::shake shake::
2OMG. HIS SAFOI IS LEAKING GOLD WATER!

by Nikola April 8, 2004