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cocksnogger 

a person that likes to passionately kiss a penis
Why the fuck do you want to watch football,is it because you like watching 22 men run around you cocksnogger
cocksnogger by Matt February 29, 2004
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cocksnuggler 

One who loves to snuggle cock, whether it be one or several at a time. Can be used to replace any form of the word fag.
"Git ur cocksnuggler ass offa my property!"
cocksnuggler by Jezzima December 23, 2008

cocknigger 

An insult that is offensive and rolls off the tounge. Goes great in any flame. Term originally created and used by MajiBOB.
You sir, are an incompetant cocknigger.
cocknigger by -Drakken August 23, 2003

cockflogger 

a person who is aroused by the sexual fetish known as cockflogging commonly
"streak" as well. Cockfloggers get a thrill out of running naked towards the
back of an unsuspecting female victim,
spinning them around,and attempting to leap into the air while spinning their bodies around swiftly in order to firmly smack the aforementioned female
with their penis. They then either 1 run, or 2 have aggressive sex with the female if she is obscene. Some cockfloggers also combine and/or enjoy
seperately "picklefuck" or "bonerodor".
JACK: How did you get that bruise on your forehead?
JOSEPHINE: Some crazy fuck smacked me on the forehead with his dick!
JACK: Damn cockflogger. What did it smell like?

Cocksnoggle 

1. A very unpleasant person, normally used when that person is being a completely insufferable cock.
2. When you both snuggle and snog a cock at the same time.
1. Person 1: Oh hey man I thought you and John were friends

Person 2: Nah man, one day he was being such a cocksnoggle, I told him he could fuck off and I never saw him again

2. Guy 1: yo my girl was both snuggling and snogging my cock.

Guy 2: Woah man, you've got a girl that has mastered the arts of the cocksnoggle.
Cocksnoggle by Blade N June 16, 2018

cocknigger 

A male who utilizes subversion and deceit within his circle of so called "friends" in order to divert the attention of a woman away from a mutually interested man. Conversely the cocknigger may also use subversion and deceit to divert the attention of a man away from a woman he is interested in. The cockniggers goal is to sleep with the woman whom he has socially isolated or whose attention he has diverted away from the man she originally wanted.

Not to be confused with cockblocker who is someone who uses posture and body language to prevent other men from hitting on a woman while he makes a weak attempt at trying to impress her.
Jane - "Nathan says Joe has herpes, I totally wanted him until I found out. "
Sally - "Don't listen to Nathan, he is a cocknigger and would say anything. He just wants you for himself. "

--Conversely

Joe - "Man I am so into Jane. I want her bad and I think she wants me too. "
Nathan(cocknigger) - "She told me she thinks you're a jerk. She definitely isn't interested in you. Besides she's a total bitch, you wouldn't like her at all. "
cocknigger by Gang Star 1 April 25, 2008

cocklogger 

(noun) One who loggeth cock. A pejorative used to describe a young doe or buck unconcerned with maintaining a sustainable cock harvest.
Did you see Sally mowing dick at the gangbang? She's a serious cocklogger!
cocklogger by shizzlepizzle June 2, 2007
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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